Mio Akiyama (Bootleg)
by Cheap China Crap Corporation (C4)
"Hello everyone! It's me, Mio Akiyama, of K-ON! I am a member of the light
music club (or whatever) as the bassist of sort, and I'm here play wonderful musi....
Huh? What? Not real? What are you guys talking about!? I'm MIO AKIYAMA!"
"Come on and look at me. Tell me, does this not look like Mio?"
"I don't look like her? What the f**k does that mean!? Do you even know what a
Mio Akiyama look like!?"
"You do!? Well f**k it, I dress like a Mio! So that means I am a Mio!"
"C4 said so!"
"I even have a guitar. What? What kind of guitar am I holding? I don't know!
The real Mio would know? Who cares, a guitar is a guitar! See the shiny
wood finishes on this one? Now do you think this is a fake?"
"What did you say? The turner string look like sh*t? I don't know, I know nothing
about guitars. I just pose with them. Hey, if it's the design you're complaining, tell it
to C4."
"C4 makes all of my crap."
"The hell are you looking at, pervert!? My legs are shiny? What's your point?
Bootleg!? You think I'm a bootleg?"
"Ok, so my face is a little off, my guitar is crap, I have shiny legs...maybe I
am a bootleg."
"A bootleg that you bought! Yeah, you spent your hard earned money for
a freakin' fake! So who has the last laugh now? Ha Ha Ha .............."
"..............................ah, w-wait, what are you going to do with that hammer?
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| Face the glowing hand of wrath! |
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